stok54

 Hello reader, It's me! The lovely God of Madness himself; Sheogorath! I thought that I would start off by breaking the fourth wall so to say. You know; that imaginary wall that separates the characters in the story from the real, outside world. Well; I'm a character of this story and I'm addressing you! No mortal being has ever been able to comprehend my text. They just sort of read it, fall asleep, turn into a stick of butter and the rest is history. Precede with caution my valued reader; for I have a tale to tell. It was on a cold summer's day that I awoke to find myself in the same old castle; the same paintings, the same statues that s